1、我觉得那些可爱擅长杂耍的猴子，或许是你的亲戚。
I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives.
2、告诉我你有多贱，我就告诉你哪个饺子里没有刀片。
Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.
3、孩子请你记住，过度谦虚那不叫优雅，那叫无能好么！
Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao!
4、我们骂不骂关你个**什么事，草你吗的瞎眼白内胀！
What we scold don't scold you a bitch, grass you blind expansion within the white!
5、我有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿我的一生，那就是自恋。
I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic.
6、你还真是烂泥扶不上墙啊！把你扶上墙了你还往下掉。
You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.
7、你们妈妈是不是也说过这句话：你和你爸都一个德行。
Your mother also said that this sentence: you and your dad is a virtue.
8、你他妈那么喜欢被人擦，我想说我退出我不喜欢兽交。
His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don't like bestiality.
9、就你长着那酷似**的脸，别人想爆还需要闭上双眼。
As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes.
10、贱人的生活方式就是，只许自己吃屎，不许别人放屁。
Bitch's way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind.
11、做了班干部这个芝麻绿豆官，就四处炫耀，果然脑残。
The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead.
12、我剩下的你就想利用是吗，对不起，他的心还在我这。
I left you want to use is it, I'm sorry, but his heart is in my hand.
13、多年以后，我会依然记得那个偷了我半块橡皮的同桌。
Over the years, I still remember that stole my deskmate half a piece of rubber.
14、你在混乱的进化过程中，显然忽略了大众的审美观点。
In the process of the evolution of the chaos, you obviously ignored the public's aesthetic point of view.
15、知道为什么人比花漂亮么，因为话没有嘴巴说它漂亮。
You know why people more beautiful than flowers, because no mouth speak it beautiful.
16、你那么努力长的像个人，我也就不说你长得丑什么了。
Your efforts so long as individual, I what also don't say you are ugly.
17、歹毒的生活把我们变成了这样，受过高等教育的流氓。
Turn us into a vicious life in this way, rogue with higher education.
18、难道你是吃大姨妈拌饭长大的，怪不得长那么恶心呢！
Don't you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it's no wonder that long so disgusting!
19、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。
Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn't know I both brawn.
20、我是傻子堆儿里面的天才，你就是天才堆儿里的傻子。
I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively.
21、班长班长，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼里啪啦的响！
Monitor of the class monitor, left a slap, right slap, hit or ring!
22、货有过期日，人有看腻时。你在我心里，能牛逼几时。
Cargo has expiration date, people have a see be bored with. When you are in my heart, to cow force.
23、给老子摆正位置不要乱放屁，不要太把自己当回事儿。
To Lao tze positioned don't fart, don't put yourself seriously.
24、大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change yourself.
25、一口一个狗，一口一个你妈，怎么原来你妈是条狗啊。
Bite a dog, a bite of a mother, you how so you mother is dog.
26、看看你那脸皮，看你那脸，火星撞你的脸还要被反弹。
Look at your face, look at your face, Mars hit your face be rebound.
27、逼装大了，自然会有人收拾你，这是江湖，这是社会。
Force loading, natural someone will pick up you, this is the river's lake, it is social.
28、在你年轻时得到的一些好处，到老时就要承受这些错误。
By some of the benefits when you are young, the old will take these mistakes.
29、有些人就是这样，自己是蛆就觉得全世界是一个大粪池。
Some people are just so, he is maggots feel the world is a big cesspool.
30、你刷牙我不管你，但是你告诉我，我的洗面奶哪里去了！
You brush your teeth I don't care you, but you told me that my grandma washing where go to!
31、其实我是想给你点面子的，可是你却犯贱的说你不要脸。
Actually I am trying to give you some face, but you said you don't wanna make mean.
32、你左看像白痴，右看像傻子，上看像头猪，下看像头驴。
You left look like an idiot, right look like a fool, look like a pig, looking down a donkey.
33、你瞧你吧！看背影急煞千军万马，转过头吓退百万雄狮。
You see you! See figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion.
34、现在的女人真伟大，不知不觉肚子大，有了孩子没了爸。
Now of the woman is great, imperceptible big belly, you have children didn't dad.
35、你长得也太梦幻了吧！一脸的模糊不清，看都不想看啊！
You grow too dream! The face of ambiguity, don't want to see at all!
36、水清则无鱼、人贱则无敌、你TM就无敌、比无敌还无敌。
Water to pure have no fish, people mean invincible, you're invincible, TM than invincible invincible.
37、看你这样就知道，你的智商绝对是和你的身高成正比的。
See you so you know, your IQ is proportional to the and your height.
38、如果你活着，早晚都会死；如果你死了，你就永远活着。
If you're alive, sooner or later will die; If you die, you will live forever.
39、你身材很好，好的连孙悟空看见你，都会给你三棍子了。
You figure is very good, good even sun wukong to see you, give you three sticks.
40、你他妈妈卖批能像个人样么？学什么不好偏偏要学下贱。
You can sell his mother batch like personal kind? Learn something bad happened to base.
41、你的沉默是对我最有力的挑衅而也我给你最绝望的回应。
Your silence is the most powerful provocations to me and I also give you the most desperate response.
42、哪里哪里，真心不敢不服你，**和你比都黯然了很多！
Where where, really did not dare to defy you, mistresses and shade than you a lot!
43、我在梦里参加了你的婚礼，结果变成了那个新娘的葬礼。
I attended the wedding of you in my dream, and the results into the bride's funeral.
44、当爱情不在的时候，请对他说声祝福，毕竟，曾经爱过。
When love is not in, please say blessings to him, after all, once loved.
45、听说你的失心疯又犯了？早跟你说了让你不要放弃治疗。
I heard you lost my mind again? Told you to let you don't give up early treatment.
46、如果有来生，我一定要成为神经，因为我走了你就得脑残。
If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because I'm leaving you have to be brainwashed.
47、坚持五秒钟，哇塞班长你好棒，我给你准备了阳痿的奖章。
Adhere to the five seconds, monitor of wow you're great, I'll give you prepared the impotence of the medal.
48、你喷粪之前先想想你自己都干过什么，有没有资格说别人。
You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others.
49、就算你用了伟哥，照样是直不起的料，注定此生不性福啊！
Even if you use viagra, so is not straight, destined to this life not sex!
50、你妈当初生你的时候，估计是把人整丢了，把胎盘养大了。
Your mother had gave birth to you, estimation is the whole people lost, the placenta raise.
51、你是喝妇炎洁吃屎长大的吧？怪不得能养出你这样的怪胎。
You grew up drinking fu phlogistic clean eating shit? It's no wonder that can raise you are such a geek.
52、你妈是后妈吧？天天给你喝毒奶粉，造就了你这样的脑残。
Is your mother a stepmother? Give you drink milk every day, makes you such a brain-dead.
53、你以为你很娇贵吗？省得我浪费口水，我的口水是数钱的。
Do you think you are too? Rather waste my saliva, my saliva was counting money.
54、我脸上的痘要是和你脑袋上的头发一样少，就心满意足了！
If I the blain on the face and less hair on your head, will be satisfied!
55、你妈生你的时候一定是满怀焦虑，心不在焉的，如此潦草！
When your mother gave birth to you must be full of anxiety, absent-minded, so untidy!
56、还真把班长这个职位当回事了，不过是班主任的狗腿子罢了。
Return true to monitor the job seriously, but that's just the teacher in charge of the dog.
57、别张口闭口的就带着你爹你妈，你那么孝顺怎么不在家呆着？
Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy's why didn't you stay at home so filial piety?
58、嫌我说话粗，不粗那叫文雅，什么是文雅，文雅就是装孙子。
Talk to me too thick, not coarse that call elegant, what is elegant, elegant is the installation grandson.
59、你的名字不错，相信给你命名字的人一定被你的比例感动了。
Your name is good, believe to you named word must be moved by your ratio.
60、我对着同桌说：我同桌是猪！，她大叫道：你同桌才是猪呢！
I sit at the same table said: my deskmate is a pig! , she shouted, you sit at the same table is a pig!
61、对不起哈，当年老子我没忍住，一个屁把这二逼给蹦出来了！
I'm sorry ah, the Lao tze I didn't endure, a fart to give out this asshole!
62、您可真是为计划生育做了巨大贡献啊！没人会和你生孩子的。
You are really made huge contribution for the family planning! No one will have children with you.
63、就你这飞禽走兽的长相，国家没给你颁个奖实在是太可惜了。
You the looks of the animals and birds countries are not awarded a prize for you is so bad.
64、你他妈整个脑残了，不惜拿自己的父母家人来骗别人的**。
You his mama the brain damage, do not hesitate to take their parents family to lie to someone else's semen.
65、不要想太多，你的想象力会创造出个一开始并不存在的问题。
Don't think too much, your imagination will create a initially there is no problem.
66、你绝对是你妈亲生的，不然你妈怎么会养你这么个混账东西。
You is definitely your mama of his own, otherwise how your mother have you such a fucking thing.
67、没有谁瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，大家都很忙的。
No who despise you, because others didn't see you, you are very busy.
68、整天把逼脸摆给别人看，是想要告诉别人你是黄世仁他妈吗？
The forced to face all day long to put the other people see, is want to tell someone you is still his mama?
69、小贱人每天都自拍，真担心哪天你的手机会愤怒到自曝而亡。
Little bitch take every day, really worry about which day your phone will be angry to revealing and die.
70、初恋之所以美好，是因为它告诉我们会有更多的下一次恋爱。
First love is beautiful, because it tells us that there will be more love next time.
71、你是脑子有病还是怎么？你以为你是谁？不就是傻逼一个嘛！
You are your mind or what? Who do you think you are? Is it not silly force!