1、唾沫是用来数钞票的，而不是用来讲道理的！
Saliva is used to count the money, instead of speaking truth!
2、长点脸，擦清眼，麻烦你看清楚什么叫脸色。
Long face, clear eyes, trouble you see clearly what is face.
3、减肥一词，说出来只是为了吓吓身上那些肉。
The term weight loss, say it out just for the sake of those scare flesh.
4、跟谁整那个表情呢，我是你妈啊你那么看我。
With whom the whole of that expression, I am your mama ah you see me.
5、请问你有什么好牛的。说出来给我乐呵乐呵。
Do you have any good cattle. Say it to me happy happy.
6、阎王每天收那么多人，怎么就没把你给收去！
The yan a day so many people, how don't give away you!
7、为什么没有公司拿你的脸皮去研究防弹衣呢？
Why didn't company with your face to research body armor?
8、瞧来瞧去漫山遍野的傻逼，原来你也在这里！
To look at to ma of silly force, here you are!
9、当初的你强大到死！现在的你脆弱成屎粑粑！
At the beginning of your strong to die! Now the excrement BaBa you vulnerable!
10、你忘记的太他妈干脆，我执着的太他妈心碎。
You forget too his mama just, I clinging too his mama heart.
11、一颗黑了的心都曾软弱过，何况一个铁公鸡。
A dark heart has been weak, let alone a miser.
12、就你这长相，估计这辈子只能当个老**了。
Just the way you looked, it is estimated that in this life only when an old maid.
13、我不想知道你有病，别表现的这么明显好吗？
I don't want to know that you are ill, don't be so much better performance?
14、你就是把你的鸡毛换了也掩饰不了你的骚味。
You just put your feather changed to also do not hide your SAO flavor.
15、等我有钱了，我就带我你去最好的神经医院。
Wait me rich, I would take me you to the best neural hospital.
16、你要死就赶紧，别在浪费那么清新的空气了。
You will die quickly, don't waste in so pure and fresh air.
17、骄阳似火，无心玩耍，还得玩耍，晒成大妈。
Scorching sun, no mood to play, still have to play, tanned Boyle.
18、那是你的脸？长的跟芝麻饼似的，满脸麻子。
Is that your face? Long with the sesame cake, pockmarked.
19、你说，我青春期起痘痘，你更年期羡慕是吗？
You say, my adolescence blain blain, you envy of menopause is it?
20、你就像根苦瓜，穿得这么清凉，长得这么败火。
You like the root balsam pear, wear so cool and refreshing, grow so relieve inflammation or internal heat.
21、你千万不能被击垮，毕竟那么多人等着看笑话。
You mustn't be defeated, so many people waiting for the beginning after all.
22、那些自负的人嘛，总会不由地鸡鸣于鹤群之中。
The conceited man, always can't help crowing in a swoop.
23、你清楚自己是什么货色吗？别在这丢人现眼了。
You know what is the stuff yourself? Don't be in this a fool.
24、把你这种人放出去简直就是残害祖国的花朵啊！
This kind of person you out is destroyed flowers of the motherland!
25、看看你那油腻的身板，你天天看着也不想吐么？
Look at you that greasy plate, you look at every day also don't want to vomit?
26、我今天开始剃个光头，就再也不用决定睡姿了。
I began to shave baldheaded, today is no longer decided to position.
27、全世界的人多的是，我眼前也不缺你这么一个。
There are a lot of people around the world, nor did the front of my eyes you a so.
28、这么多年谁一直照顾你啊？我很佩服他的胆量。
Over the years who always take care of you? I admire his courage.
29、太阳你妈半个葫芦，您长的也忒后现代了点吧！
The sun your mother half a gourd, you long also te post-modern point!!!!
30、就你这样子不好好读书，以后做鸡都没人敢要！
Would you like this not good reading, later no one dared to do chicken!
31、人生如戏，与日俱增的，除了年龄，还有演技。
Life is like a play, a growing, in addition to age, and acting.
32、每天退化三次的恐龙，人类历史上最强的废物。
Degradation of three times a day the dinosaur, the strongest waste in human history.
33、你的构造是大自然的神奇想象，令人叹为观止！
Your structure is one of nature's magic imagination, amazing!
34、挤对人不行。你给我解释一下这个问题，闭嘴。
JiDui people can't. You explain to me the question, shut up.
35、你个畜生级别的，还轮不到你在人界指手画脚。
You a beast level, also not if you are in.
36、不要认为你晒黑了，就能掩盖你是白痴的事实。
Don't think you tanned, can cover up the fact that you're an idiot.
37、像我这样的女纸，没有点体重能压得住美貌吗？
A woman like me paper, there is no point can weight up there beauty?
38、你以为你是牛B，请你不要把你的傻B当成是牛B。
Do you think you are cattle B, please don't put your silly B as a cow B.
39、哥哥告诉你不能老去上学，坐着坐着得痔疮，疼！
Brother told you can't go to school, sit sit hemorrhoids, pain!
40、我真的佩服你，贱这种功夫，你能把它发扬光大。
I really admire you, base the kung fu, you can put it forward.
41、你并不是一无是处，你的鼻子就象一枚荣誉勋章。
You are not nothing, your nose is like a badge of honour.
42、你个畜生、挨千刀的，养一条狗十多年都比你强。
You a beast, get thousand knifes, get a dog for more than ten years are better than you.
43、就你那小样还和我叫板，你也不看看你那求德性！
You are and I challenge the small kind, you also don't see you be virtue!
44、我觉得你的鼻子长错了地方，应该和你的嘴换换。
I think your nose is long in the wrong place, should swap with your mouth.
45、带着姐对你鄙视的表情，一路小跑远离我的视线。
With the elder sister to you despise expression, trotted away from my sight.
46、所谓成熟，就是越来越发觉以前的自己是个傻逼。
The so-called mature, is more and more realized before oneself is a silly force.
47、成绩，已使我目不忍视；唠叨，犹使我耳不忍闻。
Results, has made my eyes to see; Nagging, still make my ears to hear.
48、您是不是擦一下您的眼屎，看清楚谁在说话是不？
Did you wipe your gum, see who is talking is not clear?
49、过去我的爱情就像侏儒，被一株灌木就给吊死了。
My love is like gnome in the past, is a plant shrubs hanged himself.
50、你连作弊都不会，为师怎么放心让你步入社会啊！
You can't even cheat, how to rest assured for the teacher let you step into society!
51、有的人啊，总是觉得自己有点身材就出来当**。
Some people ah, always felt a little figure out when bitch.
52、你有美貌，有爱你的男人，你还有病，这是三有吗？
Do you have a beauty, there is a man who loved you, do you have a disease, it is there?
53、你他妈是不是结婚当晚，初夜让人用肚脐眼给骗了？
You his mama don't you get married that night, losing their virginity to let a person to cheat with your belly button?
54、看到你的脸，就觉得你爸妈在制造你的时候没认真！
See your face, I don't think your parents when making you seriously!
55、我曾说你长的不是很帅，但你说至少你喷嚏打的响！
I said you long are not so handsome, but you said you sneeze to ring at least!
56、你嘴里长痔疮了啊？还是吃了屎啊？天天都那么臭。
Your mouth long hemorrhoids ah? Still eat shit? Every day so smelly.
57、你家的床夜夜在叫，是你的经历太好还是**太骚。
Is your bed night after night in the call, your experiences three too SAO great or small.
58、你说你装的个名媛淑女的样，对了，你爹是天蓬啊。
You said you an aristocratic ladies sample, by the way, your dad's canopy.
59、所有的“我是开玩笑的”，都带有那么一点点认真。
All of the "I was joking," with a little bit serious.
60、我原来真的不知道还有你这种畜生，长的很像人啊！
I really don't know and you this kind of animal, looked like a man!
61、如果我的人生是一部电影，你就是那弹出来的广告。
If my life were a movie, you are that pop up ads.
62、我就不明白绳子太长就会打结，而你的舌头却不能？
I don't understand the rope knot is too long will, and your tongue is not?
63、瞧你那长相就知道你是一笔袋，也只能用来装笔了。
Look, you will know that you are a bag that looks, also can only be used to hold a pen.
64、贱人永远都是贱人，就算经济危机了，你也贵不了！
Bitch is always bitch, even if the economic crisis, you also your not!
65、你要是敢伤我心，伤我肺，我就让你JJ永远打瞌睡。
If you dare wound my heart, my lung injury, I'll let you JJ always doze off.
66、总有一天你会找到我，别着急，我们有长长的一生。
One day you will find me, don't worry, we have a long life.
67、我不需要你带刺的温柔，因为，你、不配对我温柔。
I don't need you to barbed gentle, because, you, don't match my gentleness.
68、我可没说你不要脸，我是说不要脸的都是你这样的。
I didn't say you shameless, I mean shameless are like you.
69、你跟谁整那表情呢，我欠你贷款要到期了还是咋的。
With whom did you whole the expression, I owe you loans to expire or zha.
70、整体做些缺德的事，小心遭报应被雷劈，脑残二货。
Overall do wicked things, careful Nemesis, be being hit, brain-dead two goods.
71、世界上只有三种事儿，我的事，你的事，关我屁事。
Only three things in the world, I, you, pass I fart matter.