1、鬼话!
Nonsense!
2、省省吧。
Save it.
3、听君一席话，省我十本书。
Listen to your words, my ten book.
4、饶了我吧。
Give me a break.
5、我都腻了。
I'm sick of it.
6、真让我失望。
I'm very disappointed.
7、你别总是带着一脸便秘似的郁闷！
You don't always have a face of constipation!
8、你脑子进水啊？
What were you thinking?
9、你看上去心虚。
You look guilty.
10、别在我面前唠叨!
Don't nag me!
11、你的长相很提神！
Your appearance is very refreshing!
12、往事如烟**，总有人愿意去捡。
The past behind, there are people who are willing to pick up.
13、你的长相很提神的!
Your face is very refreshing!
14、我的同桌位置居然坐了一头猪！
My sit at the same table position actually sat a pig!
15、你需要回火炉重造。
You need to re create the tempering furnace.
16、你的话，我连标点符号都不信。
In your words, I don't even have a punctuation mark.
17、你以为你在跟谁说话?
Who do you think you're talking to?
18、别跟我说话，我有洁癖。
Don't talk to me, I'm squeamish.
19、跟我比温柔那是找抽。
And I'm more than soft that is to find out.
20、你妈在哪里，我要把你塞回。
Where's your mother, I'm going to put you back.
21、你长的好象车祸现场。
You seem to be in a car accident.
22、我真为你的不知廉耻感到惊奇。
I'm surprised you shameless.
23、我站这只为看你落魄。
I stand here just to see you down.
24、我再也不要见到你!
I never want to see your face again!
25、揍你个性生活不能自理！
You can't take care of your personality!
26、再吵，再吵也给你穿熊猫装！
And then noisy, and then give you a noisy wear panda!
27、你的五官长的还算凑合。
Your facial features long still passable.
28、和你这种单细胞的人说话真费劲。
It's hard to talk to people like you.
29、我不如地狱，是你入地狱。
I'm not as hell, you go to hell.
30、再有钱的人也在为钱苦恼。
And then the rich people are suffering for the money.
31、靠，你长得太好认了。
By, you're too good to recognize.
32、长的很科幻，长的很抽象!
Long science fiction, long very abstract!
33、只能演电视剧里的一陀粪。
Can only play one of the TV series of shit.
34、爷爷都是从孙子走过来的。
My grandfather came from the grandson.
35、你长得外形不准，比例没打好。
You are not in shape, the ratio did not play well.
36、爷活的是一个口气，民族气。
Ye live is a tone, national gas.
37、一天到晚跟浪风抽得似的。
All day long with the waves, wind smoke like.
38、没有癞蛤蟆，天鹅也会寂寞。
No toad, swan will be lonely.
39、我不是草船，你的贱别往我这发。
I am not a grass boat, you are cheap to my hair.
40、做免费的鸡挺辛苦挺累的吧！
Do free chicken very hard very tired of it!
41、笨鸟先飞，笨猪先肥。
Stupid pig manure to the slow need to start early..
42、怎么是你，满嘴的海蛎子味道！
How are you, with the taste of oyster!
43、阁下长得真是天生励志！
You are born inspirational!
44、你从来就不说实话！
You never tell the truth!
45、你那心眼，微生物都比你心眼大。
Your mind, you are very large than microorganisms.
46、你脑子有毛病！
You are out of your mind.
47、狮子不会因为听到狗吠而回头。
The lion will not look back because I heard the barking of dogs and.
48、其实你远离人群是对大家的负责！
In fact, you are far away from the crowd is responsible for everyone!
49、你的脸长得很惊险像素比较低。
Your face is very dangerous.
50、像你这样的人生，一定要给差评。
Life like you, be sure to give a bad review.
51、拿2B形容你，人家铅笔不乐意！
Take 2B to describe you, people are not willing to pencil!
52、不平胸，何以平天下。
Uneven chest, why the world.
53、站的高，尿的远。
Stand high, the urine is far.
54、你要是坨屎，屎壳螂都饿死了。
If you shit, dung beetle have starved to death.
55、你这小脸瘦得，都没个猪样啦！
Your face is thin, not a pig!
56、你疯了吗?
Are you out of you mind?
57、你是不是把敌敌畏当可乐喝了呢。
You are not to drink it when dichlorvos cola.
58、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
Want to bite you, but I am hui.
59、男人靠的住，母猪能上树！
Men depend on live, sow the tree!