1、One should love animals。 They are so tasty。

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

2、Work fascinates me。 I can look at it for hours!

工作令我著迷,我可以迷好半天。

3、Never trust a smiling cat。

绝对不要相信一只微笑的猫。

4、Cats are nice to have when you're lonely。

寂寞时有只猫在身边很不错。

5、Love comes to go, only pork is eternal。

爱情来得快去得也快,只有猪肉卷是永恒的。

6、Chocolate trouble is: you eat it, it was gone。

巧克力的麻烦是:你把它吃了,它就没了。

7、With pasta, who will eat rats do?

有了意大利面,谁还会吃老鼠呢?

8、When two’s company, three’s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

9、Save water。 Shower with your girlfriend。

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

10、To here it! I want to sleep today a third nap。

就到这儿吧!我要去睡今天的第三个午觉了。

11、Work fascinates me。 I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

12、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today。

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

13、I love getting mail。 It's just another reminder you're alive。

我喜欢收到信件。就像是另一种提醒你还活著的方式。

14、Big belly is not terrible, terrible stomach no good thing。

肚子大不可怕,可怕的是肚子里没有好东西。

15、Love the neighbor。 But don"t get caught。

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

16、The burgers taste good, but not as good as the first eight good。

这个汉堡包的味道不错,但不如前八个好。

17、Cutest thing than a small table stood a pork roll。

最可爱的东西莫过于一张放着猪肉卷的小桌子。

18、Hard work never killed anybody。But why take the risk? 努力工作从来不会害死谁,不过我何必去冒这个风险呢?

19、There are many, many things I will never understand…… and they're all women。

有好多、好多事情都是我永远不会了解的…全部都是女人的事情。

20、Your future depends on your dreams。So go to sleep。

现在的梦想决定着你的将来。所以还是再睡一会吧。

21、Success is a relative term。 It brings so many relatives。

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)。

22、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today。

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

23、Odie, we eat ice cream bar, but you have to look at me to eat。

欧迪,我们去吃冰激凌吧,不过你得看着我吃。

24、Shhh - do not tell them that I did something good, this will affect my image!

嘘——千万不要告诉他们我做了好事,这会影响我的形象的!

25、This world there are many more important things than money, such as pasta。

这个世界上还有很多比钱更重要的东西,比如说意大利面。

26、To prevent weight gain from such movement is really good fun。

能从这种不让体重增加的运动中得到乐趣真是太好了。

27、I can not let that chicken in the back to write my name。

我不能让那只鸡在我的名字后面写字。

28、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning。

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

29、Money is not everything。 There" s MasterCard &Visa。

钞票不是万能的 ,有时还需要信用卡。

30、Love the neighbor。 But don’t get caught。

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过别被他的配偶抓到。

31、Children in backseats cause accidents。 Accidents in backseats cause children。

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

32、Every man should marry。 After all, happiness is not the only thing in life。

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

33、No, fruit cake! This is one of the three things I do not eat。 Also different is the raisins, and snails。

不,水果蛋糕!这是我不吃的三样东西之一。另外两样是葡萄干,还有蜗牛。

34、Odie, walking, or nine we buy a hamburger for dinner。

欧迪,走,我们去买一个或九个汉堡包当晚餐。

35、If you do not want to give anyone something to eat, then you have to think of something to make it。

如果你不想给谁东西吃的话,就得让它想着点什么。

36、Love is photogenic。 It needs darkness to develop。

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

37、One should love animals。 They are so tasty。

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

38、A dress is like a barbed fence。 It protects the premises without restricting the view。

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

39、You actually brought one after another old and useless guy back, but not me。

你竟然带了一个又老又没用的家伙回来,而且不是我。

40、If you can not beat your enemy, then join them。

如果你不能击败你的敌人,那么就加入他们。

41、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends。

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

42、Money is not everything。 There’s Mastercard & Visa。

金钱不是你的全部。还有万事达卡和威士卡。

43、Success is a relative term。 It brings so many relatives。

成功是比较出来的,它会带来无数的亲戚。

44、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise。

聪明的人从不结婚,当他们结婚之后,就不再是了。

45、Hard work never killed anybody。 But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。

46、Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?

为什么这些怪人总爱恋猫而不是狗?

47、Behind every successful man, there is a woman。 And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two。

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

48、There are a beautiful woman to Jon say you're cute, but you ask me there is something wrong!

有一位漂亮的女士对乔恩说你真可爱,而你还问我有什么不对!

49、You can let the cat leave meatloaf, but not to leave the kitten patties。

你可以让小猫离开肉饼,但不能让肉饼离开小猫。

50、Every man should marry。 After all, happiness is not the only thing in life。

每个人都应该结婚,毕竟快乐不是生活的唯一啊。

51、Your future depends on your dreams。 So go to sleep。

现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧。

52、Garfield is certainly not for the pork roll was born, but the pork roll must be born to Garfield。

加菲猫肯定不是为猪肉卷而生,但猪肉卷一定是为加菲猫而生。

53、The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise。

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

54、I think I'll step into the next room and have a nervous breakdown。

我想我要进去旁边的房间,然后来个精神崩溃。

55、Dog problem is that they did not have to install a ON / OFF switch。

狗的问题就在于,它们身上没有装一个ON/OFF开关。

56、I'm sorry I never do the next thing Depot, …… Maybe, maybe not forever。

今后我永远不做对不起欧迪的事,……也许,也许不是永远。

57、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends。

神决定了谁是你的亲戚;幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

58、I hope you can help me return a favor? Help me to apply for a dog, it is best Spain poodle!

返希你能帮我个忙吗?帮我申请做一只狗,最好是西班牙狮子狗!

59、Behind every successful man, there is a woman。 And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two。

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

60、Characterized by the failure of people will continue to fail。 If you want to see him fail, he will not let you down。

失败的人特点是会不断地失败。如果你想看看他的失败的话,他是不会让你失望的。

61、The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget。 The more you forget, the less you know。 So why bother to learn?

学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

62、Now, you can return it to us on Monday it? Also Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate。 …… Yes, there a little, you can take my coin back to me?

现在,你能把星期一还给我们吗?还有星期三和整个八月,威斯康星州和巧克力糖。……对了,还有一点,你能把我的硬币也还给我吗?

63、Garfield have three wishes: "The first one is to pork roll, or pork roll the second, third, oh, you're wrong, I want more desire, so that I could get more pork Roll it.

加菲猫要有了三个愿望:“第一个是要猪肉卷,第二个还是猪肉卷,第三个,哦,你错啦,我想要更多的愿望,那样我就能得到更多的猪肉卷啦。”