1、你长得挺有创意，活得挺有勇气。
You have to be very creative, live quite have the courage.
2、你长得很科幻，长的很抽象！
You are very science fiction, long very abstract!
3、放屁时，说一声！
Fart, say!
4、黄瓜必须拍，人生必须嗨。
Cucumber must shoot, life must be hi.
5、没人牵手，我就揣兜。
No one in hand, I surmise pocket.
6、你的脸比我脚还臭。
Your face is worse than my feet.
7、你这杂种!
You bastard!
8、你人萎缩，语言也跟着猥琐。
You are shrinking, also followed the obscene language.
9、别调戏我不然我非礼你！
Don't tease me or I fuck you!
10、要移民火星，是为了要离开你。
To migrate to Mars, is to leave you.
11、你的脸皮够厚，也够贱的。
You have a thick skin, but also cheap enough.
12、我靠，你到底怎么了？
I rely on, you in the end how?
13、你疯了！
You are crazy！
14、那是你的问题。
That's your problem.
15、男人靠的住，母猪能上树！
Men depend on live, sow the tree!
16、这是什么意思?
What's the meaning of this?
17、你妈的，我要杀了你！贱人！
Damn it, I'm gonna kill you! Bitch！
18、你长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！
You are really creative, live really have the courage!
19、你为什么要在我面前红红火火的。
Why are you in front of me booming.
20、我厌倦了。
I'm fed up.
21、伯母你好，我是你儿子的男朋友。
Aunt Hello, I'm your son's boyfriend.
22、手榴弹看到你会自爆。
Grenade self you will see.
23、你长得真蟀，比蛐蛐好看多了。
You really look much better than cricket, cricket.
24、你会后悔的。
You'll regret it.
25、你真的很傻很天真。
You are really silly very naive.
26、别用你的智商来揣测我的行为。
Don't use your intelligence quotient to guess my behavior.
27、你永远都是只有唱独角戏的命！
You'll always be the one to sing a solo show!
28、说话记得刷牙，我闻到味道了。
Remember to brush my teeth, I smell it.
29、你的理智只比室温低一点。
Your mind is only a little lower than room temperature.
30、你以为你在跟谁说话?
Who do you think you're talking to?
31、再烦我就把你绑草船上借箭去!
I'm gonna put you on the grass!
32、我受不了了!
I can't bear it!
33、别自以为是。
Don't be conceited.
34、别鬼混了!
Stop fooling around!
35、别在我坟前哭，脏了我轮回的路。
Don't cry at my grave, dirty I reincarnation road.
36、你喝二氧化碳长大的吧。
You drank the carbon dioxide.
37、你真是一个小丑!
You're joke!
38、天被熬亮了。
It was lit up.
39、成事不足，败事有馀。
You blew it over.
40、你怎么可以这样说？
How can you say that?
41、上帝不会为难头脑简单的孩子。
God does not make a simple minded child.
42、你真让我恶心！
You make me sick.
43、你一开口就可以熏死周围的人。
You can open a killing people around.
44、不想当厨子的裁缝不是好司机。
The tailor did not want to cook is not a good driver.
45、各种潮各种美，各种放荡各种吠。
All kinds of tide beauty, all kinds of wild bark.
46、你敢再回来！
Don't you dare come back again!
47、高中本来人就少再説质量也不好。
High school would have been less of the quality is not good.
48、人在江湖漂，装B也挨刀！
People in rivers and lakes drift, loaded B also get a knife!
49、这两片嘴唇，切切倒有一大碟子。
These two lips, and there was a big plate.