1、看见你我就想起来牛魔王。
I would like to see your demon.
2、你不是在犯贱就是在犯贱的路上。
You're not in the way I.
3、得知你不好过我也就安心了！
I'm relieved to learn that you're not!
4、江山如画皮，人生如梦遗。
Jiangshan as painted, Life is but a dream..
5、我看你是痴人说梦异想天开了吧！
I think you are fantastic tell some fantastic tales!
6、无理取闹，必有所图！
Vexatious, have a map!
7、我最后再告诉你一次！
I'm telling you for the last time.
8、只要你抬头臭氧层就会破洞。
As long as you look up the ozone layer will break the hole.
9、别以为你是狗就可以乱咬人！
Don't think you're a dog!
10、你永远都是个当**的货色。
You'll always be a small three.
11、你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
Why on earth didn't you tell me truth?
12、水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌。
Water to clear, no fish, people are invincible.
13、你活着浪费空气、死了浪费土地。
You live a waste of air, a waste of land.
14、连丢进太阳都嫌不够环保。
Even the sun is not enough to lose the sun.
15、听君一席话，省我十本书。
Listen to your words, my ten book.
16、别怕！
Don't panic！
17、怎么是你，满嘴的海蛎子味道！
How are you, with the taste of oyster!
18、你早上拿妇炎洁刷的呀吧！
You take the morning brush Ah Fu Yan Jie!
19、你长得很抽象。
You are very abstract.
20、远看一朵花，近看一堆牛屎渣。
Far see a flower, in a pile of cow dung slag.
21、机会像**，难得并且只有一次。
Opportunities like a virgin, rare and only once.
22、生容易，活容易，生活真不容易。
Life is easy, life is easy, life is not easy.
23、你别总是带着一脸便秘似的郁闷！
You don't always have a face of constipation!
24、鸟大了什么林子都有！
There are birds in the forest!
25、你脑子有毛病!
You are out of your mind.
26、您走路很卓别林长得很毕加索。
You walk very much Picasso Chaplin.
27、我不愿再见到你。从我的生活中消失吧。
I don't want to see you anymore! Get out of my life.
28、别那样和我说话！
Don't talk to me like that!
29、没有癞蛤蟆，天鹅也会寂寞。
No toad, swan will be lonely.
30、祝你孤独终老，且长命百岁。
I wish you longevity and alone.
31、我肺都快要气炸了!
I'm about to explode!
32、我不愿再见到你！
I don't want to see you anymore!
33、水越深，水流越平稳。
The deeper the water is, the more stable the water is.
34、他同我演戏，我回报以演技。
He's acting with me, and I'm rewarded with acting.
35、你的脸长得很惊险像素比较低。
Your face is very dangerous.
36、闭嘴!
Shut up!
37、真是白痴一个！
What a stupid idiot!
38、不是你不笑，一笑粉就掉！
Not you do not laugh, a laugh powder on the!
39、**养的!
Son of a bitch!
40、你要是坨屎，屎壳螂都饿死了。
If you shit, dung beetle have starved to death.
41、流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。
Rogue is not terrible, afraid of rogue culture.
42、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
Want to bite you, but I am hui.
43、祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙。
I wish you said of a couple die without descendants.
44、你生来就是吓人的吧！
You were born to be scary!
45、比不上路边被狗洒过尿的口香糖。
Chewing gum than a dog that has been shed on the road.
46、我受不了了！
I can't bear it！
47、别碰我！
Don't touch me.
48、你这个**!
You're such a bitch!