1、有人对我说：“你智慧的象猪”我听后便大怒！我是了解你的！这样的欺侮！简直太对不起猪了！
Someone said to me： "you of wisdom like pig" I listen to and rage！ I know you are！ Such a bully！ It is too sorry pig！
2、祝你：打牌运气拉不住，豹子金花把把出，别人瞪眼你笑脸，别人掏钱你收钱。
Wish you： playing CARDS is not luck， the leopard golden flower hang out， others stare you smile， people pay you money。
3、遇见你是偶然的，喜欢你是自然的，爱上你是毅然的，得到你是欣然的，伴你一生是必然的。
Meeting you is accidental， like you is natural， falling in love with you was resolutely， get you is gladly， the companion your whole life is inevitable。
4、希奇希奇真希奇，发现意投达春绿，春绿头脑有问题，不吃不喝不休息，要问春绿在哪里，正在埋头看消息！
Strange strange really amazed， find meaning of spring green， spring green head has a problem， don't eat not to drink not rest， to ask where is the spring green， is in the news！
5、不管今天你是要去整人，还是要遭被整，都祝你愚人节快乐！一年才一次，无论整与被整都当平淡日子的开心一刻吧！
Today are you going to beat people， or to be whole， wish you happy April fool's day！ Comes but once a year， both the whole and the whole as dull day happy moment！
6、当你拿起镜子，看着自己那圆圆的脸，高高的鼻，迷人的眼，性感的嘴，有福的耳，你总会不禁地大声感叹——猪啊！
When you picked up a mirror， looking at his round face， high nose， charming eye， sexy lips， blessed ears， you always can't help but to sigh loudly - pig！
7、您好，当您收到这条消息时您的手机已感染病毒，请迅速开关机十次后咨询1860具体原因及清除方法。
Hello， your mobile phone when you receive this message have been infected with the virus， please quickly switch machine after ten times 1860 specific reason and remove method。
8、尊敬的客户，你好：由于雨天，导致系统故障，为不影响您的正常通讯，请将手机置放在水中！谢谢合作！
The respect customer， hello： due to the rainy day， lead to system failures， for not affect your normal communication， please send cellular phone in the water！ Thank you for your cooperation！
9、注意了，先看看你的左边，再看看你的右边。请小心一个刚溜出来的精神病，他的特征是：拿着手机东张西望。
Attention， first take a look at your left， then take a look at your right side。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness， his character is： holding a cell phone look in all directions。
10、这是一条你必备的警告：由于黑客侵入你的手机系统，电池即被引爆！请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记！
This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system， the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！
11、将这封短信转发3次，你会走财运；转发6次，你会走官运；转发10次，你会走桃花运；转发20次，你将花掉2元钱！
To forward the note 3 times， you'll go wealth； Forward 6 times， you will go the official； Forward ten times， you will walk the desires of the heart； Forward 20 times， you will spend 2 yuan！
12、猪头初次想出头。出头初次是猪头初次猪头想出头。猪头初头是初次每天诚心念十遍。包你稳出头。不出头也变猪头。
Pig want to head for the first time。 S first is pig head pig head first want to do the talking。 Pig initially read ten times every day is the first time the sincerity。 Package you steady。 Pig not changes。
13、听说你发财了，还还了所有的外债，那么在小学时候借我的半块橡皮也该还我了吧，加上这么多年的利息你应该还我个轮胎。
I heard that you made a fortune， but also has all of the foreign debt， so when in elementary school borrow my eraser and what should I also， plus the interest of so many years you should also I a tire。
14、你的国语标准请跟我一起念：万万望望、望旺万旺、万腕忘忘、万旺万旺……好了，狗狗别叫了，吃骨头罗。愚人节快乐！
Your mandarin standard please say with me： never looked， looked prosperous Wan Wang wrist， forget the forgotten， Wan Wang Wan Wang…… Well， the dog dog don't call， eating bones。 Happy April fool's day！
15、您的话费余额不足，请照提示进行充值：将一张百元人民币烧成灰烬，打开手机后盖，将灰烬倒入后重新盖好。谢谢合作！
Your words fee balance is insufficient， please according to hint top-up： the ashes of a one hundred - yuan， open the phone back cover， will be after the ashes into the back cover。 Thank you for your cooperation！
16、愚人节，请时刻保持警惕；愚人节，请小心一切未知事件；愚人节，记得用你聪明的大脑分辨。否则，我只能祝福你：愚人节快乐！
April fool's day， please be vigilant。 April fool's day， please be careful all the unknowns； April fool's day， remember to use your smart brain。 Otherwise， I can only wish you： happy April fool's day！
17、精神病院一天下雨了，好多病人在雨中洗澡，只有你独自在窗台旁看，院长好奇地问：你在干什么？你答：我等水热了再去！
Mental hospital day rain， a lot of patients to take a bath in the rain， only you look at the window sill side alone， dean curiously ask： what are you doing？ Your answer： waiting for hot water to go！
18、愚人者自愚也，愚人者自乐也，愚人者自知也，愚人者自足也。愿你愚人节愚得开心，愚得安闲，愚得幸福，愚得大丰收！嘻嘻！
Fool， fool also enjoyment is a fool， the fool who knows， also more self-sufficient and fools。 I wish you a happy April fool's day a fool， fool comfortable， foolish happiness， fool a bumper harvest！ Hee hee！
19、你正在上班是吧？是不是很累啊？有一件事我憋在心里很久了，经过慎重考虑我决定还是告诉你吧，我想告诉你的就是…就是现在离下班还有一段时间。
Are you go to work， right？ Whether very tired？ There is one thing I suppress in my heart for a long time， after careful consideration I decided to tell you the truth， I want to tell you is…… Now we had some time off from work。
20、昨晚我梦见你：吃满汉全席，住香格里拉；穿精品服饰，坐凯迪拉克；看现场实况，享性福生活；世界各地游，彩票期期中……祝愚人节梦想成真！
Last night I dreamed you： eat man-han banquet， live in shangri-la； Wear boutiques， sit Cadillac， Look at the site of live， enjoy sex life； Travel all over the world， lottery period midterm…… April fool's day dream come true！
21、可怜的手机用户，非常遗憾，由于您确认了此条短信，所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体，祝您愚人节快乐。
Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body， I wish you a happy April fool's day。
22、当年你爸爸在火车上抱着你，走过的人都在嘲笑你。一位老大爷手拿香蕉向你们走近，哭着说，给猴子吃根香蕉吧！看它多可怜，饿的都没毛了。
When your father hold you on the train and walked through the people are laughing at you。 An old man holding a banana to approached you， cry to say， to give the monkeys eat bananas！ See how poor it is， hungry didn't hair。
23、愚人节愿你生活如愚得水，能力绰绰有愚，财富月月有愚，做事不遗愚力，饮食愚味无穷，茶愚饭后谈笑风生，所以烦恼愚消云散，愚人节快乐！
April fool's day， wish your life like a fool to water long-so large capacity is a fool， wealth yueyue is a fool， do a fool no， eating ignorance， tea fool laughing after a meal， so troubles fool away us， happy April fool's day！
24、愚人节到，见着熟人要绕，见着美女要吊，见着上司客套，见着友人自保，见着家人强笑，见着短信……狐狸尾巴终于露出来了，逮住你就别想跑！
April fool's day to， see acquaintances around， see the beauty to crane， see the boss polite， see the friends， see his family strong smile， see the message…… The fox's tail was finally come to light， catch you don't want to go！
25、你前一阵子向我借钱，我很爽快地借给你了，你还说过几天就还钱给我，可现在都过几个月了你怎么还不还钱，你再不还钱，我…我发错对象了，对不起！
Before you borrow money from me for a while， I am very frank to lend you， you also said that a few days give me money， but are now a few months why don't you have money， if you don't pay， I…… I send the wrong object， I'm sorry！
26、你我都是单翼的天使，惟有彼此的拥抱才能展翅飞翔，据说人来到世上就是为了寻找另一半的，我千辛万苦终于找到了你，靠！却发现咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的。
You and I are single-wing angel， only hug each other to spread your wings and fly， it is said that people come to this world is to find the other half， I finally found you difficulty， depend！ Find a za a pair of wings is YiShun edge。
27、如果一片树叶代表快乐我就送你森林，如果一滴水代表一个祝福我就送你大海，如果一根针代表我对你的思念我就送你仙人球：小样，我就不信扎不死你！
If a leaf represents happy I will send you the forest， if a drop of water represents a blessing I will send you the sea， if one needle on behalf of my missing for you, I sent you a celestial being, small kind, I can't believe this firm not die you！
28、四月一日愚人节，测试智商行动来。一早就有人来骗，亲人之间难防备。你骗我来我骗你，不为名来不为利。只为博得君一笑，哈哈声中快乐随。愚人节快乐！
April fool's day on April 1, IQ test action。 Someone to cheat in the first place, hard to guard against between relatives。 You lie to me I lie to you, not for fame to or。 Just to impress the gentleman a smile, happy with the ha。 Happy April fool's day！
29、春天到，春风把我祝福捎：花儿俏，愿你健康快乐没烦恼！小鸟叫，愿你工作顺利事业步步高！祝福短信你已收到，你看我对你这么好，今晚饭钱一定得你掏。
To spring, spring breeze take my greetings： flowers qiao, I wish you a happy and healthy no worries！ Bird call, wish you smooth work cause a backgammon！ Greeting message you have received, you see so good, I am for you tonight, just have to you pay for the meal。
30、愚人节要到了，为了“愚”你同乐，我“愚”重心长地送你这条愚味无穷的短信，愿你做个快乐的“愉”人：能力绰绰有愚，做人无愧愚心；生活如愚得水。
April fool's day is coming, in order to "fool" you happy, I will give you "fool" center of gravity long this ignorance endless SMS, wish you to be a happy "happy valley" ： long-so large capacity have a fool, to be clear conscience foolish heart； Life's like a fool to water。