1、由于“和平”号坠落，为防止损坏你的手机，请关机一周以保安全！
Due to the "peace" to fall， to prevent damage to your phone， please turn off a week to secure！
2、下岗男工不回头，手拿两个大斧头；碰见大款一声吼，该出手时就出手。
Laid-off men don't look back， with two big axes； Run into a big style with a roar， the moves when it's necessary to make moves。
3、英语绕口令测试：将peace-war-found快速地重复念三遍，流利且不出错者证明英语口语高超。
English tongue twister test： will peace - war - found repeated quickly read three times， fluent and no error proof the spoken English skill。
4、曾经有一份真诚的爱情我没有珍惜，等到失去后才追悔莫及。如果再给我一次机会，我会对那个女孩说四个字：离我远点！
There was a sincere love I did not cherish， until after losing to regret。 If give me a chance， I will said to the girl three words： stay away from me！
5、当你看到这条短信息，恭喜你，你已经从99个竞争者中脱颖而出，你赢得了我的爱，要出来庆祝一下吗？愚人节快乐！
When you see this message， congratulations， you have 99 competitors from， you won the love， I want to come out to celebrate？ Happy April fool's day！
6、愚人节到了，祝天下愚人大智若愚，愚者更愚，愚得快乐，愚得其所。祝愚人们愚人节快乐。
April fool's day is coming， I wish the world the wisest man often seems stupid fool， fool is more foolish， happy fool， it is a fool。 ZhuYu people happy April fool's day。
7、曾有一分真挚的爱，我没珍惜，失去才后悔莫及，若能再来，我会说：我爱你。若要选表白时间，我希望是：愚人节！
There was a true love， I didn't treasure， lost only regret， if can come again， I would say： I love you。 If you want to choose， I hope is： April fool's day！
8、亲爱的，我又开始想你了，我对你的爱每天都在巨增，因为有人告诉我：猪肉涨价了，你能卖个好价钱！
Dear of， I started missing you again， my love to you everyday at huge increase， because someone tell me： pork markup， you can sell a good price！
9、你帅呆了，酷毙了，简直无法比喻了，你头顶锅盖手拎白菜，总以为自己是东方不败，其实你是傻瓜二代！
You handsome， cool， and can't parables， you head pot hand carry cabbage， always think oneself is east don't hurt， in fact you are a fool the second generation！
10、通知：明天上头领导下来检查工作，各同事请按要求统一着装，男士：西装领带短裤拖鞋；女士：泳装西裤皮鞋！
Notice： tomorrow above leadership inspection work， each colleague dressing， as required， please man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！
11、教你个开心咒语；安思竹安思竹，安思之竹安思之纯竹，恭喜你学会了山东话；俺是猪俺是猪，俺是只猪俺是只蠢猪。
Teach you a happy spell； AnSiZhu AnSiZhu AnSiZhi bamboo AnSiZhi pure bamboo， congratulations you learned to shandong dialect； I is a pig I'm pig， I is a pig I was a jerk。
12、别人一夸您，我就担心，担心别人夸得不够；本无意与众不同，怎奈何您的品味出众；作为失败的典型，您老人家实在是太成功了。
Someone kua you， I worry， worry about other people kua enough； This has no intention of different， how do you taste； As the typical failure， your family is so successful。
13、鸡是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就干的，猫是挨家混饭的，羊是将来烤串的，狗是让人来惯的，你是等着出圈的。
Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
14、我想当皇帝，怕罗嗦；想当官，怕事多；想吃饭，怕刷锅；真想揍你一顿，又怕惹祸。祝愚人节快乐。
I want to be emperor， afraid of bothersome； Get promoted， and uncertain； Want to eat， afraid to brush pot； Really want to beat you， again afraid to bring calamity。 Happy April fool's day。
15、孔子曰：打架用砖乎，照脸乎，不宜乱乎；乎不着再乎，乎着往死里乎；乎死即拉倒不用再乎也；不死者乃英雄也！
As Confucius said， a fight， brick on face on， unfavorable LuanHu； Seems not to deny， deny the almost to the dead； By death or don't pull down can also； Not the dead is a hero too！
16、你的出现令我彻夜难眠；你的声音令我无比兴奋；你的吻在我身上留下难忘的见证。因此，我今晚不睡也要等你，死蚊子。
The emergence of you made me sleepless nights； Your voice makes me happy； Your kiss on my body left unforgettable testimony。 So， I don't sleep tonight will wait for you， dead mosquitoes。
17、如果你长得难看请打110；如果你身材不好请打120；如果你脾气不好请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……
Please call 110 if you look ugly。 Please call 120 if you are out of shape。 Please call 119 if you have a bad temper。 If you think you're beautiful， please call my mobile phone， discuss……
18、通知：请大家收到短信后速到民政**领取中秋节纪念品一份，包括精美月饼盒一个，内含月圆勺一个，极品月饼渣若干。
Notice： after receiving the SMS， please get a Mid-Autumn festival souvenirs to civil administration branch， including an exquisite moon cake box， containing scoop a month circle， need some moon cakes slag。
19、一只漂亮的小猪屁颠屁颠的跑到你面前，用崇拜的眼光看着你，摇摇尾巴，甩甩**。对你唱了一首：长大后我就成了你！愚人节快乐！
A beautiful pig fart dian fart， ran to the front of you， looking at you with adoring eyes， his tail， swing the ass。 Singing a song to you： after be brought up， I became you！ Happy April fool's day！
20、出门买凉拌牛肉，忽然一人牵一狗经过，那只狗眼巴巴地跟着我手上的凉拌牛肉跑，结果主人及时拉住它，我清楚地听见主人跟狗说：理性点！
Went out to buy cold beef， suddenly a man with a dog， the dog eagerly follow my hand cold beef ran， the master took it in time， I clearly heard the master and the dog said： rational point！
21、又在工作吧？我不止一次的对你说不要这么玩命工作，要注意身体。可你总是意味深长的说：不趁天暖多滚几个粪球，冬天我吃什么。
At work again， are you？ I more than once said to you don't work so hard， pay attention to the body。 Can you always meaningful said： not much warm days roll how many mucks ball， winter what I eat。
22、专家最近发明了一种多用途电脑盘，该盘软的时候叫软盘，勃起之后就成为硬盘，将其外衣之后，即可成为一张光盘。愚人节快乐！
Experts recently invented a multipurpose computer plate， the plate of soft of time call a floppy disk， after erection becomes hard disk， after its appearance， can become a CD。 Happy April fool's day！
23、我说：每想你一次星星就落下一滴泪，大海就是这样形成的。你说：每想我一次你就放一个屁，臭氧层就是这样形成的。祝你愚人节快乐！
I said： every miss you once the stars fall a drop of tears， the sea is like this form。 Each time you say： think I you put a fart， the ozone layer are formed in this way。 I wish you a happy April fool's day！
24、当年同学中，把English读为“应给利息”的当了行长；读为“硬改历史”的成了**家。我读“应该累死”做了公司职员。你当年怎么读的？
The classmates， read English for "should give interest" when the President； Read as "hard to change history" became a politician。 I read dead tired "should" do the company employees。 How do you read that？
25、工作越来越忙，累得起不来床，压力越来越大，都让生活整怕，闲时又越来越没劲，幸好可以给你发发短信，嘿嘿！愚人节快乐呦！
Work is more and more busy， too tired to don't come to bed， increasing pressure， all let the fear of life， and when more and more boring， but I can give you instant message， hey hey！ Happy April fool's day！
26、以前总被你欺负，打，打不过你；说，说不过你；玩，玩不过你。遗留到现在的怨气，全在愚人节这天还你，祝你傻得不生气，笨得有福气，节日快乐！
Always be you bullying， dozen， dozen however you； Say， but you said； Play， play but you。 Her legacy to now， all pay you on April fool's day， wish you stupid don't angry， stupid blessed， happy holidays！
27、这条信息让你知道：一、我们的感情最深！二、让你知道我没有把你忘记！三、我最在乎的是你！四、多吃多睡，养的胖胖的，争取年前出栏，卖个好价钱！
This message to let you know： first， our deepest love！ Second， let you know that I did not forget you！ Third， I care about most is you！ Fourth， eat more sleep， keep of fat， such for years ago， sell a good price！
28、刘老头张罗着给他的闺女比武招亲旁边一个老头凑过来：老哥这都啥年代了还搞这个？刘：哎！我闺女力气特大，性子又烈，我能不为她找个抗打的吗？
Mr Duration just next to the daughter of the first set out to give him an old man leaned in： yes this is what s still make this？ Liu： ah！ My daughter to heavy strength， patience and strong, I can not find a dozen resistance for her？
29、信息打开倾听爱：爱你，天荒地老永无尽；等你，海枯石烂永无改；陪你，天长地久永无止；伴你，生生世世永无期；求你，千千万万别相信！
Information open to listen to love： I love you, glebe's old an eternity； Waiting for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble never change； With you, forever never stop； With you, to life everlasting life； Please, thousands don't believe it！
30、狼来了猪窝里乱成一团，猪妈妈安排：大猪去堵门！二猪去堵窗！当看到小猪时，猪妈来火了，大叫：老三，不要看短信啦！你肉多，出去把狼引开。愚人节快乐！
The Wolf to the pig nest in a mess, a mother pig arrangement： big pig plugging the door！ Two pigs to plugging window！ When he saw the pig, the pig mama LaiHuo, shout loudly： old three, don't look at SMS！ You go out more than meat, the Wolf away。 Happy April fool's day！